

Vegas was fun, but it is good to be home. Amber and I spent our days walking the strip, running the strip (it cost $22 a day to work out at our hotel so we ran on the strip instead), laying out at the pool, or shopping and we spent our nights at shows. Neither of us gambled a dime. Thus, we broke even... a hard feat in Vegas. We saw the Blue Man Group and Jerry Seinfeld. Both shows were great. I have to say I liked the Blue Man Group better in Vegas than in Houston. At one point they send sheets and sheets of crate paper down the rows and you are swimming in it... It is quite enjoyable.



I don't know what to tell you about so I will leave it to the highlights:
- On the plane ride to Vegas we were sitting behind Froggy from The Little Rascals and a man with an extremely long mullet. Behind me was a very loud drunk lady that would not stop cussing. She mentioned being drunk since 8 am (our flight was at 11:30) and during the turbulence while landing she exclaimed “Ohhhh… I should not have had that last one!” At which point I began praying she would not throw up on me…. Thankfully she didn’t.
- Once in Vegas we rode a shuttle to the hotel. Our driver was insane. He almost hit the car in front of us at one point and Amber’s dad had to tell him to watch out. After screeching to a halt about 4 inches from the car in front of him and slamming all of us into the seat in front of us he turned, grinned and exclaimed “I told you I was a bad driver!!!” He almost hit a baby in a stroller and a few other pedestrians on the journey. Two of them were patrons from our shuttle… They should have known better!!!
- Everything in Vegas is EXPENSIVE!!! Just a warning…
- While walking on the strip the first day there, a quite disgusting man told us “You are beautiful…………. Both of you.” Amber and I were excited that we both got the oh so enjoyable feeling of feeling violated. Apparently he liked both blondes and brunettes.
- A few notable shirts stuck out while we were walking along the strip: One said “No Uglys Allowed” and the other said “Bow Chicka Wow Wow”
I am sure I am forgetting a ton. Amber… What else?!?!?