Las Vegas
Vegas was fun, but it is good to be home. Amber and I spent our days walking the strip, running the strip (it cost $22 a day to work out at our hotel so we ran on the strip instead), laying out at the pool, or shopping and we spent our nights at shows. Neither of us gambled a dime. Thus, we broke even... a hard feat in Vegas. We saw the Blue Man Group and Jerry Seinfeld. Both shows were great. I have to say I liked the Blue Man Group better in Vegas than in Houston. At one point they send sheets and sheets of crate paper down the rows and you are swimming in it... It is quite enjoyable.
I don't know what to tell you about so I will leave it to the highlights:
- On the plane ride to Vegas we were sitting behind Froggy from The Little Rascals and a man with an extremely long mullet. Behind me was a very loud drunk lady that would not stop cussing. She mentioned being drunk since 8 am (our flight was at 11:30) and during the turbulence while landing she exclaimed “Ohhhh… I should not have had that last one!” At which point I began praying she would not throw up on me…. Thankfully she didn’t.
- Once in Vegas we rode a shuttle to the hotel. Our driver was insane. He almost hit the car in front of us at one point and Amber’s dad had to tell him to watch out. After screeching to a halt about 4 inches from the car in front of him and slamming all of us into the seat in front of us he turned, grinned and exclaimed “I told you I was a bad driver!!!” He almost hit a baby in a stroller and a few other pedestrians on the journey. Two of them were patrons from our shuttle… They should have known better!!!
- Everything in Vegas is EXPENSIVE!!! Just a warning…
- While walking on the strip the first day there, a quite disgusting man told us “You are beautiful…………. Both of you.” Amber and I were excited that we both got the oh so enjoyable feeling of feeling violated. Apparently he liked both blondes and brunettes.
- A few notable shirts stuck out while we were walking along the strip: One said “No Uglys Allowed” and the other said “Bow Chicka Wow Wow”
I am sure I am forgetting a ton. Amber… What else?!?!?
5 comments:
I know all of you had a wonderful time. Your pictures are wonderful. I am sure it was a trip to remember. Love Ya!
Hmm.. lets see. First of all, Im a little unsure about the last picture you posted. I look a little drunk/high/not all there. Normally, i wouldn't care too much except that the blog is about our trip to "sin city"... therefore, i must give this disclaimer: At no time during our adventures was I "out of sorts" as this pic may suggest...well, never as a result of overwhelming amounts of intoxicating substances. it may have been for the "crazy eyes" episodes, the brief migraine, or my inability to party past midnight that got me labeled "party pooper" all weekend (we all know i start spiraling downward around 10pm).
Ok.. that said, you also left out our walk with the awkward guys on the strip; the insane number of mullets we encountered; our new versatile necklaces from Fossil; and the strange encounter with the crazy guy on the street that stopped in front of me and didnt speak very good english. That one was a bit scary.
Cant think of anything else...good to be home!
Haha... Yes... Since I look more "out of it" than you in the last one I guess I should disclaim as well... However, anyone who knows me knows that I don't have to have alcohol to be a little out there... So for those who don't know me well... I am a little weird but in no way drunk in the last picture... I just like looking insane. :P
Thanks for the added highlights! :)
I'm so jealous! I want to go to Vegas. Will you take me when you're a big rich lawyer?! You can be my sugar momma:)
Haha... Once I pay off my loans, anything you want. :) It just may take me 10 years to pay them off. But then I will be your sugar mamma! :)
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